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“Jackie K Cooper’s Guide To the Movies” – 8/26/18

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                                             Jackie K Cooper’s Guide To the Movies

Title                                                      Rating                                                                          Score (out of 10)

Alpha                                                     PG-13 (Violence)                                                         5

(Set in Europe 20,000 years ago & tells the story of a boy and his wolf)

A X L                                                     PG (Mild Violence)                                                     5

Blindspotting                                       R (Profanity & Violence)                                           7

Set in present day California & tells the story of a boy and his robotic dog)

(Well acted, suspenseful movie about life on parole in Oakland)

BlackkKlansman                                 R (Profanity & Violence)                                            7

(Spike Lee directs a tense film about a black man infiltrating the KKK)

Christopher Robin                              PG (Adult Situations)                                                 6

(Pooh teaches an adult Christopher Robin lessons in living)

Crazy Rich Asians                               PG-13 (Profanity & Adult Situations)                     6

(Routine romantic comedy about a regular girl and a rich boy – but this one has an all Asian cast)

The Darkest Minds                             PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                    5

(A Mandy Moore movie and she only has three scenes, this is her)

Dog Days                                               PG (Mild Adult situations)                                        7

(The actors are cute but the dogs are cuter, and they all make for a fun rom-com)

The Happytime Murders                  R (Profanity, Violence, Crudity, etc)                        2

(Melissa McCarthy & pornographic puppets star in the worst movie of the year)

Like Father (Netflix)                          Not Rated (Mature Audiences)                                 7

(Keslsey Grammer and Kristin Bell are perfect as a father/daughter with problems)

The Guernsey Literary & Potato      Not Rated (Mature Audiences)                                 7

Peel Pie Society

(A writer visits a unique book club in the year after the end of World War II)             7

Mama Mia: Here We Go Again        PG-13 (Mild Profanity & Adult Situations)            7

(The gang is back with more ABBA songs and  – gasp! – Cher)

The Meg                                                PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                   6

(Jason Statham battles a monster shark; he’s gonna need a bigger boat)

Mile 22                                                 R (Profanity & Violence)                                             5

(Action from beginning to end but I didn’t understand any of the plot)

Mission: Impossible – Fallout          PG-13 (Violence & Profanity)                                    7

(Good movie but maybe one too many chases, fights, explosions)

Puzzle                                                    R (Profanity & Adult Situations)                              6

(A puzzling movie about a woman who suddenly wants more in like than the routine)

The Spy who Dumped Me                R (Profanity, Violence & Nudity)                              5

(You will like Mila Kunis; Kate McKinnon not so much)

Teen Titans Go! To the Movies        PG (Rude Humor)                                                       4

(Poorly animated film about unappreciated (they think) teen super heroes)

Unfriended: Deep Web                     R (Profanity & Violence)                                             6

(A surprisingly good tale of terror; the ending will stick with you)

Whitney                                                R (Profanity & Drug Use)                                          7

(A documentary about the life and times, or rise and fall, of Whitney Houston)

(updated) 8/26/18)

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