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“Jackie K Cooper’s Guide To the Movies” – 3/10/19

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                                             Jackie K Cooper’s Guide To the Movies

Title                                                        Rating                                                                          Score (out of

Alita: Battle Angel                               PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                  5

(A cyborg with Keane painting eyes is different but not enough to make it special)

At Eternity’s Gate                                PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                  5

(It seems to take an eternity for Willem Dafoe to act out Vincent Van Gogh’s story)

Berlin, I Love You                               R (Profanity, Nudity and Mild Violence)             4

(Ineptness almost made me declare Berlin, I hate you)

Breaking Barbi                                    NR (Profanity & Crude References)                      2

(Shapely blonde wonders through a woods and gets stoned on mushrooms)

Captain Marvel                                   PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                  7

(Brie Larson is the star but Samuel L Jackson steals the show)

Close                                                      TV/MA (Profanity & Violence)                               4

(Noomi Rapace plays a bodyguard to a threatened heiress – so what)

Cold Pursuit                                         R (Profanity & Violence)                                          7

(It took me until halfway thru the film to realize it’s a comedy)

Destroyer                                              R (Profanity, Violence & Adult Situations)        7

(Kidman should’ve been Oscar nominated for her performance as a burned out detective)

Faith, Hope & Love                            PG (Mild Adult Situations)                                     7

(A faith based romantic comedy – and it is good too)

Fighting With My Family                    PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                6

(Based on a true story about a British family obsessed with wrestling)

Greta                                                       R (Profanity & Violence)                                        5

(Stalker film that showcases a grown up Chloe Grace Moretz)

Happy Death Day 2U                           PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                5

(A fair to middling sequel to the innovative original)

How To Train Your Dragon 3             PG  (Mild Violence)                                                 7

(Beautifully animated, great voice actors and splendid music; great way to close this series)

 Isn’t It Romantic                                  PG-13 (Profanity & Adult Situations)                   5

(At this stage in her career Rebel Wilson is a great supporting actress. Here she is the star of the film)

The Kid Who Would Be4 King          PG (Mild Violence)                                                   5

(Seems they were looking for another Harry Potter type franchise; they didn’t find it)

Madea Family Funeral                    PG-13 (Profanity, Violence & Adult Situations)    6

(One of the better Madea movies; Tyler Perry is a genius)

Miss Bala                                                PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                               5

(Gina Rodriguez is not enough of a big draw to carry an entire movie on her shoulders)

Run the Race                                          PG(Mild Violence)                                                 8

(Faith based film about two brothers seeking their goals. Tim Tebow produced it)

Saint Judy                                               PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                              8

(Michelle Monaghan plays immigration lawyer who lays it all on the line for her clients)

Stan & Ollie                                             PG (Profanity)                                                         7

(Nostalgic look at the waning days of Laurel & Hardy. Great acting)

What Men want                                     R (Profanity & Sexual Situations)                       4

(Without crudeness and profanity, this could have been a fun comedy about Taraji P Henson hearing men’s thoughts)

(updated) 3/10/19)

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