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“Jackie K Cooper’s Guide To the Movies”

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                                             Jackie K Cooper’s Guide To the Movies

Title                                                      Rating                                                                          Score (out of 10)

Action Point                                        R (Profanity, Violence, Nudity)                              2

(Johnny Knoxville owns a water park – so what)

Adrift                                                    PG-13 (Profanity, Brief Nudity & Violence           7

(Shailene Woodley and Sam Ciafin are lost at sea)

Ant-Man and the Wasp                    PG-13 (Profanity and Comic Violence)                  8

(Paul Rudd & Evangeline Lilly star in the best Marvel movie ever)

Book Club                                            PG-13 (Profanity & Sexual Situations)                  4

(Sex and the single senior woman)

Deadpool 2                                          R (Profanity, Violence, Nudity)                               4

(Ryan Reynolds has lost some of his quirky charm)

The First Purge                                  R (Profanity & Violence)                                            4

(See how this “purge” thing all got started)

Hereditary                                           R (Profanity, Violence, Nudity)                                4

(Scariest movie of the year – no way!)

Hotel Artemis                                     R (Profanity & Violence)                                            4

(Jodie Foster should have checked out of this movie before it started)

Incredibles 2                                       PG (Profanity & Comic Violence)                             6

(Pixar animated superheroes one more time)

Jurassic World                                   PG-13 (Mild Profanity & Violence)                          7

Dinosaurs run amok, and that’s a lot of fun)

Oceans 8                                              PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                    5

(Sandra Bullock leads a girl gang on a criminal caper)

The Seagull                                          PG-13 (Profanity & Brief Nudity)                             6

(A long, talky trail to depression)

Show Dogs                                           PG (Profanity)                                                              5

(A cop and his dog solve a crime – wait hasn’t Tom Hanks already made this movie?)

Sicario: Day of the Soldado              R (Violence, Profanity)                                               5

(Not as good as the original because the original had Emily Blunt)

Solo: A Star Wars Story                     PG-13 (Profanity & Violence)                                    5

(Harrison Ford is so embarrassed)

Superfly                                                R (Profanity, Violence & Nudity)                              5

(A movie about crime in Atlanta with no heroes)

Tag                                                         R (Profanity, Violence & Brief Nudity)                    5

(Based on a true story of grown men playing tage – give me a break)

Uncle Drew                                          PG-13 (Profanity, Brief Nudity)                                 7

(Who knew Shaquille O’Neal could be so funny)

Upgrade                                                R (Profanity, Violence)                                                8

(The sleeper hit of the summer – and you probably missed it)

Zoo                                                         PG (Mild Profanity & Violence)                                 7

(It’s World War 2 in Ireland so save the elephants)

(updated) 7/8/18)

Jackie Cooper

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